I know most of you are shocked that I am still alive to write this post, but I had to update you on my FANTASTICAL day.
Let's first address the fact that I DID NOT get eaten by the secret vampire cult that resides in Montepulciano, Italy. HOWEVER, don't assume I didn't hurt myself.
Because I did. Obviously.
Anyways, we started the morning off in Pienza, Italy where we visited the Piccolomini Palace, where we were shoved into rooms that smelled like dust and mothballs, assuming that my nose still works. Sure there were some pretty cool stuff, like the tiny bed, old furniture and the toilet in the bedroom. Actually, it was like a toilet chair. Which would make it a throne. I WANT ONE NOW. Since the family crest was a cross made of five crescent moons, I am determined Sailor Moon exists and assuming she came from the family descent. I should probably stop watching that show now. Who cares if it ended like 14 years ago??
Here is where I'll jump back to where I hurt myself. I was walking out, and saw my dear friend Rebecca. Sure, one might till his or herself, be careful on the slippery marble, but nooooo. My brain urged me to continue walking in a brisk walk and instead slid into the hug, hitting my hip along the way. The Volturi wouldn't even think my blood was worth keeping honestly. But at least I got the clumsy Bella part down.
Speaking of Bell and Edward and the Volturi, Taylor and I were really excited to finally see Monepulciano. And let me tell you, when we got to the piazza where Bella runs awfully awkwardly and very dramatically towards Edward through the fountain..THERE INS'T REALLY A FOUNTAIN. IT DOES NOT EXIST. Thank you New Moon for feeding me lies and letting me realize that I didn't need Twilight in my life anyways.
However, Taylor and I did recreate the scene for ya in the picture above so you can appreciate our fake/real love for each other.I don't want Taylor exposing herself to the world. I ran awkwardly as well. She is the my Edward. Photo Cred goes to Shelby Jones.
Now, I can finally share something cool I did that doesn't involve Twilight. I had a wine tasting, and walked briefly through an old wine cellar. I may have bought wine. I may have not. I heard through the grapevine that it was some of the best wine in Tuscany. HA GET IT? GRAPEVINE?
Oh, no. Ok. Well, keep checking back for more of my lame jokes and adventures.
I previously forgot to thank Rebecca for laughing with me and playing off that awkward slip/trip hug. Thank you Rebecca. I mean that will all the wishes you blew into my hair.
Sincerely yours,
Sadie
Let's first address the fact that I DID NOT get eaten by the secret vampire cult that resides in Montepulciano, Italy. HOWEVER, don't assume I didn't hurt myself.
Because I did. Obviously.
Anyways, we started the morning off in Pienza, Italy where we visited the Piccolomini Palace, where we were shoved into rooms that smelled like dust and mothballs, assuming that my nose still works. Sure there were some pretty cool stuff, like the tiny bed, old furniture and the toilet in the bedroom. Actually, it was like a toilet chair. Which would make it a throne. I WANT ONE NOW. Since the family crest was a cross made of five crescent moons, I am determined Sailor Moon exists and assuming she came from the family descent. I should probably stop watching that show now. Who cares if it ended like 14 years ago??
Here is where I'll jump back to where I hurt myself. I was walking out, and saw my dear friend Rebecca. Sure, one might till his or herself, be careful on the slippery marble, but nooooo. My brain urged me to continue walking in a brisk walk and instead slid into the hug, hitting my hip along the way. The Volturi wouldn't even think my blood was worth keeping honestly. But at least I got the clumsy Bella part down.
Speaking of Bell and Edward and the Volturi, Taylor and I were really excited to finally see Monepulciano. And let me tell you, when we got to the piazza where Bella runs awfully awkwardly and very dramatically towards Edward through the fountain..THERE INS'T REALLY A FOUNTAIN. IT DOES NOT EXIST. Thank you New Moon for feeding me lies and letting me realize that I didn't need Twilight in my life anyways.
However, Taylor and I did recreate the scene for ya in the picture above so you can appreciate our fake/real love for each other.I don't want Taylor exposing herself to the world. I ran awkwardly as well. She is the my Edward. Photo Cred goes to Shelby Jones.
Now, I can finally share something cool I did that doesn't involve Twilight. I had a wine tasting, and walked briefly through an old wine cellar. I may have bought wine. I may have not. I heard through the grapevine that it was some of the best wine in Tuscany. HA GET IT? GRAPEVINE?
Oh, no. Ok. Well, keep checking back for more of my lame jokes and adventures.
I previously forgot to thank Rebecca for laughing with me and playing off that awkward slip/trip hug. Thank you Rebecca. I mean that will all the wishes you blew into my hair.
Sincerely yours,
Sadie